Crustianity

We are starting a new religion. Crustianity, the "It is Wednesday my dudes" guy is moses. An yours truly (AwsomeBurrito22) is Jebus Crust. The Crustians are in great need in of a ham sandwich 🥪. The proficy states..... "Thy Noble Knight of Golden Armor, shall fix thy broken toliet, will restore peace and save Princess Zelda once and for all." That is the ancient story written by Homer..